im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
thecuriousbrontosaurus asked: YOU HAVE THE MOST EMBARRASSING STORIES OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY ALL OF THESE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU.
THEY HAPPEN CONSTANTLY
WHEN I WAS TRYING TO DO MY HAIR AND STABBED MYSELF IN THE MOUTH WITH A BOBBY PIN
WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE EXCEPT I APPARENTLY STARTED BLEEDING BUT DIDN’T NOTICE
AND WHEN I FINALLY DID NOTICE, I WAS IN RUSH HOUR ON I94 LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER WITH BLOOD ON MY FACE
I WAS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH OTHER DRIVERS AND LOUDLY LISTENING TO KENNY LOGGINS, YOU GUYS
THEY’RE GOING TO CALL ME THE FOOTLOOSE KILLER
I’m not going to class tonight. I’d have a complete mental breakdown.
theluminousheart asked: Happy Birthday Kristi! :)
Thank you so much! I’m feeling a lot of love :)
I just coughed while sitting on the bus and this group of stereotypical sorority girls looked at me like I punched a baby.
Sorry for bothering you??
Today is already a bummer which really fucking sucks.
lettherumflowuntilitrains asked: Happy birthday!
I’m 22! This is like the first birthday I’ve had where I actually felt different. Kinda dumb, but true.