| Three year-old me: | oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. |
|---|---|
| Me now: | oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. |
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE
(Source: captaincommunist, via insert-awesome-title-here)
The fact that my older brother has a dog that obviously thinks he is the best thing ever is freaking adorable.
I just can’t.
I love my brother. And my dogniece, Jade.
:)
(Source: brokenisfreedom, via iamthewhitegirl)
| tyra banks: | 10 beautiful ladies stand before me |
|---|---|
| tyra banks: | but i only have nine pictures in my hands |
| tyra banks: | and they're all of me |
| tyra banks: | lol |
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
but only because i was forced to because i want to go college
(via iamthewhitegirl)
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
We always know when someone is looking at our boobs. ALWAYS.
(via iamthewhitegirl)
My grandmother had a bad night. All this week I was being selfish, but she was always on the back of my mind: what if something happens to her while I’m gone asserting my independence?
She means too much to me to leave her for such a stupid reason.
So I’ve decided to stay here until school starts. I am going to stick with this decision. It’s final.
| Me: | So you know how you said I could stay at your apartment anytime I wanted or needed? |
|---|---|
| Him: | Yeah...? |
| Me: | Well I want to stay there for the summer but I want to pay you. I just can't afford to pay all of the rent. What do you think would be fair? |
| Him: | ... A penny. |
“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)
(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep, via chelseais)
This is just to perfect
i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”
you don’t find yourself
you make yourself
you’re a blank canvas
don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases
when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time
you can be anything you want to be
you don’t need to find yourself
you already have yourself
now paint
(via greatwhiteprivilege)
(Source: errmahgerr)
